wooooooo!!!!!! and poop.

Well, It's been a week and I'm down 4.4 lbs!  

Woo whoo!!

<Happy Dance>

Uh huh.... oh yeah.... shake my booty.... sprinkler.... shopping cart.... Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Get down tonight!

I don't feel much different except for one thing....

**Warning: Over share ahead**  

If you don't like poop stop reading here.

Seriously, I warned you.....

**Over share coming up now!**

....I poop much more regularly and easily!  It's quite pleasant!  I feel celebratory every day and want to sing songs about pooping!

I once wrote an entire multi-movement musical piece about bowel movements for my Final Composition project as a music major in college.  Man, I wish I had a recording to share with you... I have to dig it out somewhere.  It was genius.  3 movements: the rumbles, the runs, and the relief.  I had real live performers perform it even!  My composition teacher thought it was great and he chuckled but then offered some very helpful, constructive suggestions to make this a true work of art.  The instrumentation was awesome.  My friend Adam helped me experiment with cool percussion instruments (like a water gong!) to create the sounds of a gurgling stomach and it sounded awesome!  He's a big time college professor now, so he knows his stuff!  Anyway, a while later I used a small excerpt from this piece for a music lit assignment and my lit professor was NOT amused.  She made me re-do the assignment, proceeded to give me another bad grade, and I had to go to her office and apologize.  I mean this was 20th century music.  We were talking about some crazy, weird things people used to create musical pieces.  I thought it was a good fit!  Oh well.  Some people find poop very offensive, some people delight in it.  Lesson learned.  

This young girl is a straight up poop prodigy.  She's going to go far in life.  I've made up a few songs in my head about pooping to this very same tune, but nothing comes close to this girl's lyrical genius.  She's a real gas.  She's disgusting and brilliant.  This song is retched and glorious at the same time.  Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you "Let me Poop" by little Miss Emily.  Belt it, girl!  

If you're offended by my poop post, I'm sorry.  We can't be friends.  If you love poop, feel free to send me your poop stories, this is a safe zone.  I'm actually surprised it took me over a full week to do a post consisting mostly of poop.  

<Pat on the back, Tami>

Go forth and prosper,

I wish you all good pooping,

 XOXO toot toot,

Tami