Holy Poop, Batman!
I've had multiple people bring up my poo blog post from earlier, and because of my blog they feel comfortable sharing their poop stories. I'm honored. You can tell me your poop stories anytime! Lots of people, just like me, love to talk about all things poop and THAT IS OK!
Every body poops!
I've learned a lot this week, and some of my friends are on the journey to becoming fit and healthy this year as well. I've mentioned this before, but I'll say it again, when you eat healthier your poop routine changes! I have been pooping a heck of a lot more often, and it sounds like I'm not the only one! With the frequency of pooping, and the fact that I'm at work 8-5 Monday through Friday, odds are I will have to doo my doody at work. Dammit. I hate going anywhere but in the comfort of my own home. I get shy. I know, weird.
Anyway, my friend Beth shared this video with me the other day and it could very well help some of you!
For those shy go-ers like me, maybe try poo-pourri! Seriously, If you haven't seen this video yet or checked out their website.... GO NOW! Life changer. Very comical yet, practical.
No go forth and poop. Talk about it. Spread the word that is it ok to be comfortable pooping!
Uh huh.... oh yeah.... shake my booty.... sprinkler.... shopping cart.... Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Get down tonight!
I don't feel much different except for one thing....
**Warning: Over share ahead**
If you don't like poop stop reading here.
Seriously, I warned you.....
**Over share coming up now!**
....I poop much more regularly and easily! It's quite pleasant! I feel celebratory every day and want to sing songs about pooping!
I once wrote an entire multi-movement musical piece about bowel movements for my Final Composition project as a music major in college. Man, I wish I had a recording to share with you... I have to dig it out somewhere. It was genius. 3 movements: the rumbles, the runs, and the relief. I had real live performers perform it even! My composition teacher thought it was great and he chuckled but then offered some very helpful, constructive suggestions to make this a true work of art. The instrumentation was awesome. My friend Adam helped me experiment with cool percussion instruments (like a water gong!) to create the sounds of a gurgling stomach and it sounded awesome! He's a big time college professor now, so he knows his stuff! Anyway, a while later I used a small excerpt from this piece for a music lit assignment and my lit professor was NOT amused. She made me re-do the assignment, proceeded to give me another bad grade, and I had to go to her office and apologize. I mean this was 20th century music. We were talking about some crazy, weird things people used to create musical pieces. I thought it was a good fit! Oh well. Some people find poop very offensive, some people delight in it. Lesson learned.
This young girl is a straight up poop prodigy. She's going to go far in life. I've made up a few songs in my head about pooping to this very same tune, but nothing comes close to this girl's lyrical genius. She's a real gas. She's disgusting and brilliant. This song is retched and glorious at the same time. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you "Let me Poop" by little Miss Emily. Belt it, girl!
If you're offended by my poop post, I'm sorry. We can't be friends. If you love poop, feel free to send me your poop stories, this is a safe zone. I'm actually surprised it took me over a full week to do a post consisting mostly of poop.
